| JOKE |
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What do you give a sick pig?
Davis-8-WESTERN SAHARA
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Oinkment!
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Why don't we see any flying dinosaurs today?
Jessie-12-AUSTRALIA
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No air traffic controller would clear one for landing.
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Why did the orange stop half way up the hill?
Harvel-8-AUSTRALIA
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Because the orange ran out of juice.
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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Michael-10-IRELAND
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You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
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What is black and white and red all over?
Caleb-9-SINGAPORE
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An embarrased zebra.
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What time do you go to the dentist?
Brittany-9-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Tooth hurty.
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How can you tell there has been a shark in your refrigerator?
Trent-8-AMERICA SAMOA
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There are a thousend teeth marks in your meatloaf.
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Who was the first underwater spy?
Rachel-14-UNITED KINGDOM
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James Pond!
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What's a computer's favorite food?
Hira-11-GREECE
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Micro-chips!
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Who plays chess under the sea?
Mishalee-8-UNITED KINGDOM
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The Lock Chess monster!
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What happens if you cross one teacher with another teacher?
Rosie-11-UNITED KINGDOM
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I wouldn't do that, teachers hate being cross!
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What is a frogs favorite year?
Chidi-8-UNITED KINGDOM
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A leap year.
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